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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, HAPPY PERIGEE, HAVE AN EXCITING FUCKING NEW YEAR OR SWEEP OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. I HOPE THAT FAT JOLLY MAN THAT YOU SO FAVOR OF BREAKING AND ENTERING ROBBED YOU OR SOMETHING, THAT SHOULD TEACH YOU A LESSON.
FUCK THE HOLIDAYS.
((I know I’m a little late with this & it’s totally not Thursday, but Merry Christmas everyone! & have a happy holiday, no matter what you may celebrate!))
OH, THAT’S A CUTE LITTLE BUCKET YOU HAVE THERE, AND I WISH I HAD SOCKS LIKE THOSE, THOSE ARE KINDA CUTE, TOO—
WAIT
OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BUCKET OTHER ME.
((Shamelessly reblogs self until I make more working gifs to answer questions!))
:V
Jesus christ, the knee socks…
at first I was smiling a little but the more I stared the further down my jaw went
ackkk my lady boner is showing
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